Tag: fatty
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What Food Cravings REALLY Mean…
This is a tale of woe, a tale of misery…you may even shed a tear… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfzl-xTu4eU&feature=youtu.be I mean I just ate a burger so I’m quite content – but what about you? If you have a video request you can leave a comment, or send me an email – if it’s a cool/interesting idea then…
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The Rebellion of the Stomach
This is a bit of an over-share, I know that for certain…but I am hoping someone can shine some light on what is so far a very dark day… So after an innocent child mistook my man boobs for actual woman’s boobs sometime last week (to my absolute horror), I decided that perhaps I should clean…
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Low Fat…Low Fun.
Sitting here, staring into the grey abyss of my cereal bowl. The foul putrid liquid that softens, and dulls the frosted flakes – turning them into flavorless cardboard husks before my very eyes. How did it come to this? Do I deserve this fate, which is surely worse than death? Low fat…it’s low fun. It’s flavourless,…
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Losing weight.
I really want to lose weight. I am sick of it. It follows me around everywhere…clinging to me, dragging me down with no regard for how I feel. I have simply grew tired of this one sided relationship! So in desperation I tried to lose it in a shopping mall – I ran around a…
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GTL (Gym Tastes Lackadaisical)
I looked in the mirror yesterday after a shower, and just thought “you fat cunt” – actually I said it out loud (is that worse or better?), this was followed by a look of disdain from both myself and the reflection that stared back at me. I practically wept…I mean, what the hell has happened to me?!…
John Lee Taggart 