Tag: kiddies

• Poo-Poo Monkey

  You know…the unfair thing about playing with kids is…well, it’s unfair.  You enter into the game like any other – thinking it will be a level playing field (because that’s how games should be right?!) but you quickly find it will be anything but. Like today I was instructed I was a “Poo-Poo Monkey” that was running…

  April 20, 2015

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• Lost Child

  Gotta tell you this one real quick…it’s a story I was told just yesterday – drama central over here trust me! So there’s a larger school near the kindergarten I work at…and the parents are up in arms at the moment – full pitchfork and flaming torches kinda deal (well you know, metaphorically!) …news travels fast here…

  April 17, 2015

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• HOT Kindergarten?!

  Just a funny little tale… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX2rJkCBPOk If you have a video request you can leave a comment, or send me an email – if it’s a cool/interesting idea then I will get to it as soon as I can! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn www.youtube.com/storytimewithjohn101 Please buy my collection of stories! Get it in paperback here – or on Kindle here! ALL proceeds…

  April 4, 2015

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• Playful Heart

  I forgot to tell you all something funny that happened a couple of weeks ago…I guess I’ve been pretty caught up and busy with everything as of late! But better late, than never! Right?  You see the new boss called me in – and I don’t know about you…but in those kind of circumstances I…

  March 29, 2015

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• Tricky Decisions

  There are often tough decisions we have to make in life – some of them are major heart-wrenching numbers, you know; should I move abroad to look for work? Should I go back to school? Do I really need extra cheese on this XL pizza?  But occasionally these choices demand an instant response, and can’t…

  March 10, 2015

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• Kids Go CRAZY.

  So there was some weirdness today, as there is every day…actually it is so common place that I feel silly even reporting it to you – but nonetheless I will, as it got me thinking about something… You see I was in the soft play bit of the kindergarten school, and had probably just fell…

  March 4, 2015

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• I’m Kim Yuna!

  The kids always ask me what my Korean name is – and so I always wind them up by saying it’s Olympic gold medalist “Kim Yuna”…they get freaked out, and I act all surprised as to what the problem is… “WHY?! Huh?! What do you mean?! My name is Kim Yuna!” …well yeah, suppose I should have…

  February 2, 2015

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• Winter Sickness (AKA: KIDS!)

  First, and foremost thank you to everyone for the show of support, and concern – the love is appreciated, that’s for sure! I’m feeling a little under the weather, but with better spirits…so I made this video to warn you of the dangers of children – wrap up, wear a mask, and keep your distance! I’ve…

  January 28, 2015

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• Tarzan’s Embarrassment

  A tale of embarrassment, and woe – straight from the most cringe worthy section of my childhood’s chronicles! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

  January 24, 2015

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• I’m Finnish

  I’ve been asked to provide five possible short stories, which display language errors – for a Korean made English language book – I suppose the aim is to point out possible mistakes that could be made, so that English learners don’t have to make them personally! Anyway, I have to get them done by Sunday!…

  January 23, 2015

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