Tag: kids

• Batman Returns

  You may not expect it, but as a kindergarten teacher – you have to be VERY aware of what you wear, on a daily basis. If you just slap on clothes, without a second thought…you are asking for trouble! Case in point, today I haphazardly threw on a Batman t-shirt, under an open shirt – without really…

  January 15, 2015

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• I’M NOT A PAEDOPHILE.

  I have a confession to make that may actually surprise a few people…I’m…not…a paedophile. Phew, kinda nice to get that one off my chest! It’s been eating away at me for ages!

  January 9, 2015

  Musings

• Back to Bogies

  This is the first of hopefully many new YouTube story videos – it’s a little resolution of mine to branch out, and try a new format…I hope you enjoy it, let me know either way – as it is a big learning process for me!  In this video I’m talking about my new kindergarten class,…

  January 6, 2015

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• The Oracles

  Re-watched this wonderful video recently… My 23rd year is almost over, and I must say their tarot reading was a little off, their horoscope predictions somewhat skew-whiff! Hmmm…but there’s always next year I suppose… www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

  December 8, 2014

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• SANTA CLAUS IS REAL.

  Well it’s beginning to look, a lot like Christmas…don’t worry, I am not about to break into song! I just love this time of year…that festive feel, that holiday spirit, that – well, whatever you call it! I just unashamedly still, love Christmas! Unfortunately it has came to my attention recently, that many foolish souls have been spreading a rather hateful,…

  December 5, 2014

  Comedy Capers

• How I’ll Die.

  Just found this in my pocket… …I think I get the message… (In the future I’m a Tellitubbie master-criminal, with a penchant for wearing  Scream masks – and the police are after me…and will no doubt shoot me dead? No? Other thoughts?!) www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

  November 29, 2014

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• Job Hunt

  Wouldn’t it be great if we didn’t have to have a job?  And when I say job, I mean the thing you don’t really want, but get up most days to go to, and spend most of your life complaining about – yeah, that thing. I am not referring to dreams, callings, or purposes –…

  November 21, 2014

  Musings

• Mrs. Satan (South Korea)

  South Korea ~ Suwon – 2014 I have just endured a very, very, weird work situation. Loved the kids for the most part, and was blessed with some pretty special workmates – my bosses though…hmmm…how do I put this in a clear, but dignified manner? How about this for size…they were absolutely fucking mental.

  July 28, 2014

  Travel Tales

• Smelly Feet

  The kids have started doing something really, really weird – okay so weirdness isn’t exactly a shock to me anymore…but you know what I mean! They’ve taken to crouching on all fours, and shoving their nostrils above people’s feet to get a good sniff. Anyone without shoes on is a target for them…I guess it’s…

  June 24, 2014

  Comedy Capers

• Playroom Craziness

  Dammit! Always so full of energy on Monday morning…I guess they’re pretty excitable too! Like this story? Then why not like the Facebook page? http://www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!

  June 16, 2014

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