Tag: silly

• Effects of Coffee

  Just completed a new scientific study on the effect of coffee on teachers…the results were highly positive… www.facebook.coms/storytimewithjohn www.youtube.com/storytimewithjohn101 Please buy my collection of stories! Get it in paperback here – or on Kindle here! ALL proceeds go towards Macmillan Cancer Support!

  March 20, 2015

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• Kiss Me, I’m not Irish.

  So it is upon us again…St. Patrick’s Day! Or as I like to call it “the day Americans tell you they are Irish because their Grandmother’s half-cousin once dated a guy who once had a teacher who was Irish.” ..so yeah, with that in mind it should come as no surprise that the global Irish population expands temporarily…

  March 15, 2015

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• Sugar Mommy

   Another day, another unexpected and definitely legitimate email… I googled the lady, as I was intrigued…and according to the very reliable Wikipedia, she inherited a fortune of $18.2 billion from some Walmart fella some years back. I’m shocked she would email little old me! I’m also shocked she can’t write properly, but never mind… I wonder what her charity plans are…if…

  March 15, 2015

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• Tricky Decisions

  There are often tough decisions we have to make in life – some of them are major heart-wrenching numbers, you know; should I move abroad to look for work? Should I go back to school? Do I really need extra cheese on this XL pizza?  But occasionally these choices demand an instant response, and can’t…

  March 10, 2015

  Comedy Capers

• Mc Donald’s Head.

  I’ve noticed something since I started travelling the world, and it has only been strengthened during my time writing this blog, and putting together my stories!  Humour is something that brings people together – it’s a very HUMAN experience…and isn’t limited by race, culture, or whatever else! l meet new people when travelling from all…

  March 8, 2015

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• Kids Go CRAZY.

  So there was some weirdness today, as there is every day…actually it is so common place that I feel silly even reporting it to you – but nonetheless I will, as it got me thinking about something… You see I was in the soft play bit of the kindergarten school, and had probably just fell…

  March 4, 2015

  Musings

• Mystery Note…

  There’s a fine line between creepy, and cute… Who is Claire? Who is Lisa? And are they watching me with binoculars in a tree right this second?!  www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn www.youtube.com/storytimewithjohn101

  March 3, 2015

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• Truth About THAT Dress…

  You’ve probably heard something or other about a dress recently? Right? Yes, I thought so…well I know the debate has been largely confined to which colours you see; is it blue, and black – or is it white, and gold? But what the government, and the media have really accomplished with all of this…is to…

  March 2, 2015

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• Low Fat…Low Fun.

  Sitting here, staring into the grey abyss of my cereal bowl. The foul putrid liquid that softens, and dulls the frosted flakes – turning them into flavorless cardboard husks before my very eyes. How did it come to this? Do I deserve this fate, which is surely worse than death?  Low fat…it’s low fun. It’s flavourless,…

  February 23, 2015

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• The Morning

  I have often struggled with the morning – it is such a dramatic time. You find yourself lying there in a toasty marshmallow, your comfort levels at a crazed inordinate level – just lounging with the cosy satisfaction that you are sleeping past your alarm…and you don’t even care…time strolls by, and thoughts circle around –…

  February 16, 2015

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