Tag: unhealthy

• NEWS: Everything Fun KILLS You.

  Despite many attempting to campaign against the overwhelming facts – it has now been confirmed in no uncertain terms that everything that is fun does indeed kill you. As a direct result of these new findings bacon dispensers (like the one below) will be removed and destroyed, and there are plans in place to also make doughnuts and…

  October 29, 2015

  Musings

• ASS IN FACE (A Gym Story)

  I’m not much of a talker at the gym…a nod and smile usually suffices most interactions – as the large majority of people just want to be in and out as soon as possible so the entire ordeal doesn’t drag any longer than necessary… So like many others I put in my earphones and just…

  July 15, 2015

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• What Food Cravings REALLY Mean…

  This is a tale of woe, a tale of misery…you may even shed a tear… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfzl-xTu4eU&feature=youtu.be I mean I just ate a burger so I’m quite content – but what about you? If you have a video request you can leave a comment, or send me an email – if it’s a cool/interesting idea then…

  July 9, 2015

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• GET THE DADBOD!

  Some words of advice from my Eastern European(?!) alter-ego…not sure where he came from but whatever – DADBOD! GET ON IT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1lcFxXn9oQ I’m silly sometimes, sorry. Okay…all the time… If you have a video request you can leave a comment, or send me an email – if it’s a cool/interesting idea then I will get…

  May 20, 2015

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• The Rebellion of the Stomach

  This is a bit of an over-share, I know that for certain…but I am hoping someone can shine some light on what is so far a very dark day… So after an innocent child mistook my man boobs for actual woman’s boobs sometime last week (to my absolute horror), I decided that perhaps I should clean…

  April 21, 2015

  Musings

• REJOICE MANKIND!

  I HAVE SOME FANTASTIC NEWS FOR YOU! NEW, AND VERY SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH FROM MY KINDERGARTEN CLASS! BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ PEOPLE! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn www.youtube.com/storytimewithjohn101 Please buy my collection of stories! Get it in paperback here – or on Kindle here! ALL proceeds go towards Macmillan Cancer Support!

  April 15, 2015

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• Sexy Back

  I’ve been having trouble with my back this past year – which has made me feel like a complete Grandad, constantly twisting, clicking, and moaning on…I thought it would be a good idea to get it checked out by a doctor in England  in the short window that I was on home-ground. You know, to…

  December 29, 2014

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• McDoofus

  Let me tell you something that may just change your life – in Asian countries (or at least all the ones I have visited), there exists something so ground breaking and heavenly, that on first hearing this you probably won’t believe your ears…I’m talking of course, about – McDonalds Home Delivery…or as the cool kids…

  June 18, 2014

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