Tag: weird
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I’M NOT A PAEDOPHILE.
I have a confession to make that may actually surprise a few people…I’m…not…a paedophile. Phew, kinda nice to get that one off my chest! It’s been eating away at me for ages!
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Korean Kung-Fu Fighting
Oh my goodness! Look what I just found! I’d forgotten there was video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iViNAcs2Dk4 p.s. just a little side note – the reason I am moving so robotically, is that my boob piece thing was about to pop out, and my various weaponry was also threatening to fall out of my belt – so it…
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New Year, Same Me.
Sorry to disappoint… www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn
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Sexy Back
I’ve been having trouble with my back this past year – which has made me feel like a complete Grandad, constantly twisting, clicking, and moaning on…I thought it would be a good idea to get it checked out by a doctor in England in the short window that I was on home-ground. You know, to…
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Language Barrier
I struggle on an almost daily basis with the language barrier. Now you may be fooled into thinking that this is simply a vague metaphor…a creation of our imagination to describe a certain feeling, when we cannot deliver our thoughts to another human. Well I can tell you now that the language barrier, is so very real –…
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According to Gym
Okay, so this is a reply to a rather cheeky email I received yesterday(you know who you are!)… So the sender asked me how my fitness/diet regime was going…first thought was; “urghhh, fuck you!” Because come on! I am sure anyone with a single brain cell will be able to tell that a pizza/ice cream lover such…
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Suck my Balls.
My new obsession… Bubble tea! Kind of inappropriate advertising by Korea…but still! Good stuff! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn