Tag: humor

• Alien for Supper!

  No big deal guys – just the time that an eel was skinned in front of me, and continued to wriggle on my plate. OH THE FLASHBACKS! THE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE FLASHBACKS! Still, hope you get a kick out of it! I certainly did making this! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

  January 21, 2015

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• Boring, and Bored!

  I’ve been asked to provide five possible short stories, which display language errors – for a Korean made English language book – I suppose the aim is to point out possible mistakes that could be made, so that English learners don’t have to make them personally! Anyway, I have to get them done by Sunday!…

  January 21, 2015

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• Cock Please

  I’ve been asked to provide five possible short stories, which display language errors – for a Korean made English language book – I suppose the aim is to point out possible mistakes that could be made, so that English learners don’t have to make them personally! Anyway, I have to get them done by Sunday!…

  January 20, 2015

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• THE SHOCKING TRUTH.

  This will turn your world upside down, and shatter everything you thought you knew.  www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

  January 19, 2015

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• Fight Club

  I would like to think I am a lover, and not a fighter…after all, usually physical conflict doesn’t really solve much when you think about it. Obviously some people make it very tempting, but more often than not, non-peaceful ways to shut them the hell up, are somewhat frowned upon!  Naturally if your dear old…

  January 18, 2015

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• CSI: South Korea

  There’d been a murder…a horrendous bloody ordeal, and the killer was still out there. But there was only one man for the job – one person who could bring the deranged perpetrator to justice! He doesn’t play by the rules – but GODDDAMIT he gets results! Well…there were many people, but I was the only one available. Everyone…

  January 17, 2015

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• I ATE A DOG.

  I ate a dog in China, and it has haunted me ever since…I mean you really don’t forget that kinda’ thing! Arghhhhhhhhh!  Oh, and by the way – while I am here…the WordPress suspension has been lifted, they sent me this message “You may have seen our earlier notice that some social features had been disabled in your…

  January 16, 2015

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• Constellation Prize

  I found a strange moon shaped object in my cereal…I wondered what it was all about – so I tweeted Tesco, asking if it was a “constellation prize”… Oh, they got the jokes alright! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

  January 16, 2015

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• Feels Good to be a Gangsta

  FINALLY! My super top-secret, massively illegal, and deep down, dastardly plan is almost complete! It’s been a long time in the making, but it was good to see my super mysterious confidant (Allan Still – real name, Margaret Smithson) come through for me. I trust you guys, which is why I am letting you in on this little…

  January 16, 2015

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• KID’S DRAWINGS SUCK! (RANT)

  I had to get this off my chest – it’s an injustice that should be made history, immediately! Why we put up with it I just don’t know!  I think I made my point…ish…kinda… www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

  January 15, 2015

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