Tag: humour
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British & Korean vs. Barcelona (영국남자)
Check out my goofy bad self featuring in my friend’s brand spanking new YouTube channel… Make sure to subscribe to his channel to keep the good stuff coming…the next one (Preview: 2:04) features an arduous hiking trail up Montserratt is sure to be an absolute crease…apologies in advance for the swearing and sweating that ensued. #MakeStorytimeWithJohnGreatAgain
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Eating in Bathrooms
There are a fair few things in this life that are not okay. That list seems to be getting exponentially larger with every passing day, but currently includes the likes of; kicking people in the face (unless you are a professional face kicker), driving as fast as humanely possible (unless you are a professional fast car racer), and…
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Bloodthirsty Seagulls
I honestly don’t know what to think. I don’t know how to feel. I don’t know what to do…I just…I don’t know. I truly believe we are witnessing something huge, a seismic shift into a re-ordered food-chain, and yet still no one is talking about it, no one cares. Then again maybe I am the only…
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Express Yourself…
BFF – LOL- ERRRRRRRRRRRR… Tried not to be freaked out by these faceless clones…after all it’s not their fault that Marks & Spencers are so out of touch with what it is to be “down with the kids’! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn www.youtube.com/storytimewithjohn101 Please buy my collection of stories! Get it in paperback here – or on Kindle here! ALL proceeds go towards Macmillan Cancer…
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Youth vs. 20 Something (Holidays)
Is it better to look at ancient podiums – or dance on sticky ones in nightclubs? WAIT. Hold that thought…as I suppose you could do both…although just the one time – after all UNESCO people are such sticklers when it comes to boogeying on their priceless ruins. But for the sake of this post how about we…
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Jane Bond?
I just heard some so-called breaking currraaaaazy news: Gillian Anderson (of The X-Files fame) has announced that she would be more than happy to have a sex change and become James Bond. Or perhaps just remain as she is and play Jane Bond; that would make more sense. Or…well…whatever – she wants to take over the role and…
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5 Stages to a Job Search
To those who don’t know I am back in the UK: Now this is as wonderful as you may expect; I’m seeing family and old friends, walking around familiar streets and experiencing our tropical climate – however it is also becoming increasingly frustrating. This is for one reason and one reason only: I’m on a hunt for…
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Lizard People
Even those that know me on a friend of a friend’s friend’s sister’s cousin sort of basis will know that I am never one to go for conspiracy theories. I get all I need from watching X-Files reruns thank you very much…and as a result don’t feel the need to entertain any of those typical slack-jawed…
John Lee Taggart 