Tag: humour
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Washed Thumbs.
I’ve noticed something (BREEEEP-BREEEEEP! MASSIVE GENERALISATION ALERT! BREEEEP! BREEEEP!) there is less of a fondness towards the washing of one’s hands after use of the lavatory here in Korea. Well, the men at least, the older men in particular – I can’t really speak for the ladies – they frown upon me entering their bathroom you see.…
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Awkward Introduction
Trying to come up with a decent/stupid introduction for the upcoming collection…how does this sound? I know it’s silly, but still… The Awkward Introduction: Hello. Hi…hiya? No, hiya is definitely a bit too much. Hello! If it’s alright with you, then I will make this brief. Because I do feel quite strongly that I am…
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I’m Kim Yuna!
The kids always ask me what my Korean name is – and so I always wind them up by saying it’s Olympic gold medalist “Kim Yuna”…they get freaked out, and I act all surprised as to what the problem is… “WHY?! Huh?! What do you mean?! My name is Kim Yuna!” …well yeah, suppose I should have…
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YouTube Channel!
I have finally been granted my own unique channel link by the YouTube Gods! Not sure why, but I’m not complaining! I’m working on a ‘travel tips’ video at the moment after one of you lovelies requested it – so keep an eye out for that! Oh, and here are the other YouTube videos so far, if you…
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Hot Wheels!
We made wooden cars in class the other day…and as we all know, science-backed scientific research has proven flame designs make any car go faster. So obviously mine was the fastest. Aaron’s really got the mean-mug look down! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn
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Nike – Just Do…
I don’t know who makes all of the t-shirts in Korea…but there are some bad products out there! Bad is an understatement – there are some AWFUL products out there! Actually, I don’t even know where to begin! Sometimes they are just harmless errors, or sometimes the English doesn’t make sense at all- but occasionally the English sentence…
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The Sad Eyes…
I find young children to be very attentive, certainly a lot more than people give them credit for anyway. It’s easy to look at them playing – pretending to be chasing after an imaginary monster, taking out evil ninjas, or goodness knows what else…and think that they are not clued in to the real world…