Tag: kids
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Monday…
I bet you don’t like Mondays…right? Well I am not sure anyone does; they mark the end of the weekend, and highlight the whole “I have to work in order to feed myself and basically just stay alive” thing – you know the one, it’s never nice. Well what you probably don’t know is that there…
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Pros and Cons of…me.
The two middle school girls I teach this afternoon were almost falling asleep in my lesson on persuasive writing…that was until they thought up this masterpiece – I guess all they needed was a lively debate on something they are enthused about – at my expense of course, as per usual! I think they’re joking…yeah, they’re joking……
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NEVER try to reason with kids…
Just a quick one here, but do please tell me what you would do in this situation. You see today one of the kids made it his aim to bite my bottom at all costs…like, he wasn’t going to let anything get in his way until my butt cheeks were shredded to pieces and bleeding…
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Cannibalistic Kid…
“John…I really, really, want to eat your life.” – Quiet six year old kindergarten child. What does she mean by that? I don’t think we’ll ever know…or at least, I hope I never find out! Like this story? Then why not like the Facebook page? http://www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!
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Teacher Man.
With great power comes great responsibility…aka you most definitely need coffee to see you through the day. Like this story? Then why not like the Facebook page? http://www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!
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Please Wolverine…don’t stamp on my head.
“Don’t stamp on my head.” That’s probably something you’d expect people to automatically know not to do, it’s a given, it’s dangerous – and will probably leave you dead or with some kind of disability – so consequently it is not a thing most of us, as civilized human beings, get in the habit of…
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Kindergarten Cutie vs. Teen Psycho.
Seriously…what happens in those years between kindergarten and middle school? The top picture is a lovely note I was given from one of my younger students, the bottom one is yet another crazed piece of work from a young teen I teach in the afternoon. Bizarre! Like this story? Then why not like the Facebook…
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Ann the Famous and John the Unknown
A tale of woe with no real moral or meaning. Like this story? Then why not like the Facebook page? http://www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!
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Murder was the case…
And you thought Dexter was a work of fiction!
John Lee Taggart 