Tag: korean

Hot Wheels!

We made wooden cars in class the other day…and as we all know, science-backed scientific research has proven flame designs make any car go faster. So obviously mine was the fastest. Aaron’s really got the mean-mug look down! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WtH22_7OvU&feature=youtu.be

January 30, 2015

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Nike – Just Do…

I don’t know who makes all of the t-shirts in Korea…but there are some bad products out there! Bad is an understatement – there are some AWFUL products out there! Actually, I don’t even know where to begin! Sometimes they are just harmless errors, or sometimes the English doesn’t make sense at all- but occasionally the English sentence…

January 30, 2015

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Winter Sickness (AKA: KIDS!)

First, and foremost thank you to everyone for the show of support, and concern – the love is appreciated, that’s for sure! I’m feeling a little under the weather, but with better spirits…so I made this video to warn you of the dangers of children – wrap up, wear a mask, and keep your distance! I’ve…

January 28, 2015

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Kim Jon Un’s Hairstyle…

Sorry for the many expletives…but that’s to be expected when a hairdresser gives you a KIM JON UN style makeover – against your own will! I mean…COME ON! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

January 25, 2015

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GET RICH QUICK!

That’s everyone’s aim right…no? Oh, well perhaps not – but if it is your aim then maybe you would do well to watch this video – so that you can see how NOT to do it! What we have here are Korean compensation scam artists caught in the act! What ensues is just all out ridiculousness… Courtesy of…

January 24, 2015

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I’m Finnish

I’ve been asked to provide five possible short stories, which display language errors – for a Korean made English language book – I suppose the aim is to point out possible mistakes that could be made, so that English learners don’t have to make them personally! Anyway, I have to get them done by Sunday!…

January 23, 2015

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Table Manners (DON’T MATTER?)

I need your help here my friends! You see naturally there are different table manners, and rules – when it comes to different countries…so what should I teach my Korean kids? The Western ways…or…do I try and get on board with the Korean etiquette? Help me out, please! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

January 22, 2015

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GHOSTBUSTERS! (Coming Soon)

Less than a month till the big show – the graduation ceremony…where so much pressure is put on each, and every kindergarten student to perform – I’m talking; singing, dancing, poetry, speeches, music…and not to mention an insane amount of costume changes! After last year’s Kung Fu Fighting display, I am in a tough situation – as…

January 22, 2015

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Dreaded Dong Chim (똥침)

I’ve discussed it before…but that doesn’t mean it’s anything less than shocking – every – single – time! Surprise fingers jolting up your bum…no one should get used to that! Oh, and here’s the aforementioned post, about the dreaded dong chim! I hope the craze stops soon…I’m sore. www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

January 22, 2015

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Alien for Supper!

No big deal guys – just the time that an eel was skinned in front of me, and continued to wriggle on my plate. OH THE FLASHBACKS! THE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE FLASHBACKS! Still, hope you get a kick out of it! I certainly did making this! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

January 21, 2015

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