Tag: laughs

• Cock Please

  I’ve been asked to provide five possible short stories, which display language errors – for a Korean made English language book – I suppose the aim is to point out possible mistakes that could be made, so that English learners don’t have to make them personally! Anyway, I have to get them done by Sunday!…

  January 20, 2015

  Comedy Capers

• CSI: South Korea

  There’d been a murder…a horrendous bloody ordeal, and the killer was still out there. But there was only one man for the job – one person who could bring the deranged perpetrator to justice! He doesn’t play by the rules – but GODDDAMIT he gets results! Well…there were many people, but I was the only one available. Everyone…

  January 17, 2015

  Comedy Capers

• Feels Good to be a Gangsta

  FINALLY! My super top-secret, massively illegal, and deep down, dastardly plan is almost complete! It’s been a long time in the making, but it was good to see my super mysterious confidant (Allan Still – real name, Margaret Smithson) come through for me. I trust you guys, which is why I am letting you in on this little…

  January 16, 2015

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• KID’S DRAWINGS SUCK! (RANT)

  I had to get this off my chest – it’s an injustice that should be made history, immediately! Why we put up with it I just don’t know!  I think I made my point…ish…kinda… www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

  January 15, 2015

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• Batman Returns

  You may not expect it, but as a kindergarten teacher – you have to be VERY aware of what you wear, on a daily basis. If you just slap on clothes, without a second thought…you are asking for trouble! Case in point, today I haphazardly threw on a Batman t-shirt, under an open shirt – without really…

  January 15, 2015

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• I’M NOT A PAEDOPHILE.

  I have a confession to make that may actually surprise a few people…I’m…not…a paedophile. Phew, kinda nice to get that one off my chest! It’s been eating away at me for ages!

  January 9, 2015

  Musings

• 2014 in Review

  Here’s an excerpt: The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 180,000 times in 2014. If it were an exhibit at the Louvre Museum, it would take about 8 days for that many people to see it. Click here to see the complete report. Thank you to everyone! With…

  January 8, 2015

  Musings

• Back to Bogies

  This is the first of hopefully many new YouTube story videos – it’s a little resolution of mine to branch out, and try a new format…I hope you enjoy it, let me know either way – as it is a big learning process for me!  In this video I’m talking about my new kindergarten class,…

  January 6, 2015

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• Korean Kung-Fu Fighting

  Oh my goodness! Look what I just found! I’d forgotten there was video! p.s. just a little side note – the reason I am moving so robotically, is that my boob piece thing was about to pop out, and my various weaponry was also threatening to fall out of my belt – so it was…

  January 5, 2015

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• Waka Flocka Flame (USA)

  USA – Atlanta ~2011 Naturally while I was in the USA I wanted to soak up as much….errr…culture, as possible! This is my vague aim everywhere I go I suppose, after all before you know it, the trip, holiday, or stay, is over – and you are back in your “ordinary” setting, almost like it didn’t ever…

  January 4, 2015

  Travel Tales