Tag: odd

• THE SHOCKING TRUTH.

  This will turn your world upside down, and shatter everything you thought you knew.  www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

  January 19, 2015

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• Fight Club

  I would like to think I am a lover, and not a fighter…after all, usually physical conflict doesn’t really solve much when you think about it. Obviously some people make it very tempting, but more often than not, non-peaceful ways to shut them the hell up, are somewhat frowned upon!  Naturally if your dear old…

  January 18, 2015

  Comedy Capers

• I ATE A DOG.

  I ate a dog in China, and it has haunted me ever since…I mean you really don’t forget that kinda’ thing! Arghhhhhhhhh!  Oh, and by the way – while I am here…the WordPress suspension has been lifted, they sent me this message “You may have seen our earlier notice that some social features had been disabled in your…

  January 16, 2015

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• Constellation Prize

  I found a strange moon shaped object in my cereal…I wondered what it was all about – so I tweeted Tesco, asking if it was a “constellation prize”… Oh, they got the jokes alright! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

  January 16, 2015

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• Feels Good to be a Gangsta

  FINALLY! My super top-secret, massively illegal, and deep down, dastardly plan is almost complete! It’s been a long time in the making, but it was good to see my super mysterious confidant (Allan Still – real name, Margaret Smithson) come through for me. I trust you guys, which is why I am letting you in on this little…

  January 16, 2015

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• Batman Returns

  You may not expect it, but as a kindergarten teacher – you have to be VERY aware of what you wear, on a daily basis. If you just slap on clothes, without a second thought…you are asking for trouble! Case in point, today I haphazardly threw on a Batman t-shirt, under an open shirt – without really…

  January 15, 2015

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• DRUNK Snorlax!

  My second YouTube video…this is my first real story, story…so I hope you enjoy it!  Hopefully it’s funny – I mean, I never really know until I get people’s reaction!  On an unrelated note, thank you for everyone’s kind words regarding last week’s unfortunate situation – I wanted to bring it back to the fun…

  January 11, 2015

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• I’M NOT A PAEDOPHILE.

  I have a confession to make that may actually surprise a few people…I’m…not…a paedophile. Phew, kinda nice to get that one off my chest! It’s been eating away at me for ages!

  January 9, 2015

  Musings

• Back to Bogies

  This is the first of hopefully many new YouTube story videos – it’s a little resolution of mine to branch out, and try a new format…I hope you enjoy it, let me know either way – as it is a big learning process for me!  In this video I’m talking about my new kindergarten class,…

  January 6, 2015

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• Korean Kung-Fu Fighting

  Oh my goodness! Look what I just found! I’d forgotten there was video! p.s. just a little side note – the reason I am moving so robotically, is that my boob piece thing was about to pop out, and my various weaponry was also threatening to fall out of my belt – so it was…

  January 5, 2015

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