Tag: thoughts
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Low Fat…Low Fun.
Sitting here, staring into the grey abyss of my cereal bowl. The foul putrid liquid that softens, and dulls the frosted flakes – turning them into flavorless cardboard husks before my very eyes. How did it come to this? Do I deserve this fate, which is surely worse than death? Low fat…it’s low fun. It’s flavourless,…
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I’m 24.
It’s my birthday, and I am 24 years old. Why does that sound like an AA meeting, or something? Like a confessional? Because I’m not bummed about it by any means – in fact I think I like the sound of it a lot better! It’s a kind of in between age like 23 is, still on…
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The Odd Shoes…
You can probably guess this already, but I am a big fan of unusual people. You know? The ones who set themselves apart, not intentionally, but simply by being themselves. Just to clarify, I’m not talking about the maniac flasher, or the guy who stares without blinking…that’s a whole different post. The reason why I like the…
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Awkward Introduction
Trying to come up with a decent/stupid introduction for the upcoming collection…how does this sound? I know it’s silly, but still… The Awkward Introduction: Hello. Hi…hiya? No, hiya is definitely a bit too much. Hello! If it’s alright with you, then I will make this brief. Because I do feel quite strongly that I am…
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Boring, and Bored!
I’ve been asked to provide five possible short stories, which display language errors – for a Korean made English language book – I suppose the aim is to point out possible mistakes that could be made, so that English learners don’t have to make them personally! Anyway, I have to get them done by Sunday!…
John Lee Taggart 