Tag: amusing

• Karma is REAL.

  I am a strong believer of “what goes around comes around” – as this is something which is actually tangible in everyday life. I mean…you can actually see it in practice! People act in a certain way, or interact with others in a positive or negative manner…and the world has a way of bringing it back around…as…

  May 21, 2015

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• A Suffocating Child

  I remember seeing the little warning notes on plastic carrier bags as a kid…something along the lines of ‘To avoid danger of suffocation, keep away from babies and children!’ And like most people (I imagine) I thought “DURRRRRRRRRR! Why must people constantly be told what is glaringly obvious?!”  Well…hmmm…about that one… Today I wandered into a classroom to be…

  May 13, 2015

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• Cockroach Crisis

  How are you supposed to deal with an incoming attack?! Probably not kicking and screaming? Well…yeah sure…that actually makes sense. Listen…I know I am technically a grown man and all that kind of jazz (I’m not but the government forms tell me I am)…but cockroaches freak me out. Am I the only one? I mean…

  May 9, 2015

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• Poo-Poo Monkey

  You know…the unfair thing about playing with kids is…well, it’s unfair.  You enter into the game like any other – thinking it will be a level playing field (because that’s how games should be right?!) but you quickly find it will be anything but. Like today I was instructed I was a “Poo-Poo Monkey” that was running…

  April 20, 2015

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• Japanese Faces

  I just read of a Japanese proverb which goes something like; “you have three faces, – the first you show the world, the second you show to those closest to you, and the third you never show anyone…this is the truest reflection of yourself.”  What do you think about that? Well I’m not so sure,…

  April 9, 2015

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• HOT Kindergarten?!

  Just a funny little tale… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX2rJkCBPOk If you have a video request you can leave a comment, or send me an email – if it’s a cool/interesting idea then I will get to it as soon as I can! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn www.youtube.com/storytimewithjohn101 Please buy my collection of stories! Get it in paperback here – or on Kindle here! ALL proceeds…

  April 4, 2015

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• Pee, and Pornography

  I was chatting with a friend just the other day over dinner, when she told me a story of how she had endured a horrendous flight littered with visa complications – and vigorous crosschecks! Just my kinda story, right?! Anyway this led me to tell her of my last flight…which I think I didn’t share…

  April 4, 2015

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• Men are Dogs.

  This may be one of those “is it just me?” circumstances…but honestly that just makes it more pressing that I get it off my chest!  You see I often find that…well…that I regularly…erm…okay. I do that dog thing, the instinctual spin before doing stuff. Not all the time, but it’s there for sure. Sitting down, standing up,…

  April 3, 2015

  Musings

• Playful Heart

  I forgot to tell you all something funny that happened a couple of weeks ago…I guess I’ve been pretty caught up and busy with everything as of late! But better late, than never! Right?  You see the new boss called me in – and I don’t know about you…but in those kind of circumstances I…

  March 29, 2015

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• Breaking Bad: Kindergarten

  You could say we had a little…erm…”science experiment” today… Because, errr…we did! And it all exploded in my face, and now I smell horrendously bad. You see we had to mix sodium hydroxide with vinegar – and then the subsequent reaction would blow up a balloon…amazing I know! What I wasn’t warned about was that if the…

  February 25, 2015

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