Tag: asia

• Lost Child

  Gotta tell you this one real quick…it’s a story I was told just yesterday – drama central over here trust me! So there’s a larger school near the kindergarten I work at…and the parents are up in arms at the moment – full pitchfork and flaming torches kinda deal (well you know, metaphorically!) …news travels fast here…

  April 17, 2015

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• “Asian Yellow Dust”

  I’m dying…please send help – well not really but this “Asian Yellow Dust” stuff is far from fun! Excuse the weird ramble at the start, you know what I’m like! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn www.youtube.com/storytimewithjohn101

  March 2, 2015

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• Peeing Your Pants

  If you’ve ever peed your pants, watch this video. If you’re peeing your pants right now…well, please go get a good wash, and a change of clothes!  www.facebook.coms/storytimewithjohn www.youtube.com/storytimewithjohn101 Please buy my collection of stories! Get it in paperback here – or on Kindle here! ALL proceeds go towards Macmillan Cancer Support!

  February 9, 2015

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• The Odd Shoes…

  You can probably guess this already, but I am a big fan of unusual people. You know? The ones who set themselves apart, not intentionally, but simply by being themselves. Just to clarify, I’m not talking about the maniac flasher, or the guy who stares without blinking…that’s a whole different post. The reason why I like the…

  February 8, 2015

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• Washed Thumbs.

  I’ve noticed something (BREEEEP-BREEEEEP! MASSIVE GENERALISATION ALERT! BREEEEP! BREEEEP!) there is less of a fondness towards the washing of one’s hands after use of the lavatory here in Korea. Well, the men at least, the older men in particular – I can’t really speak for the ladies – they frown upon me entering their bathroom you see.…

  February 7, 2015

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• Umbrella Please!

  I should probably preface this by pointing out that (in my experience) Koreans are an amiable, friendly, and warm-hearted lot! But naturally there’s always the bad apples…and I met one on Saturday night… The setting was central Itaewon, it’s a very ‘foreigner-friendly’ place, which isn’t particularly my bag – but I was out with friends, and we were heading to the…

  February 2, 2015

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• Winter Sickness (AKA: KIDS!)

  First, and foremost thank you to everyone for the show of support, and concern – the love is appreciated, that’s for sure! I’m feeling a little under the weather, but with better spirits…so I made this video to warn you of the dangers of children – wrap up, wear a mask, and keep your distance! I’ve…

  January 28, 2015

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• Kim Jon Un’s Hairstyle…

  Sorry for the many expletives…but that’s to be expected when a hairdresser gives you a KIM JON UN style makeover – against your own will! I mean…COME ON! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

  January 25, 2015

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• GET RICH QUICK!

  That’s everyone’s aim right…no? Oh, well perhaps not – but if it is your aim then maybe you would do well to watch this video – so that you can see how NOT to do it!  What we have here are Korean compensation scam artists caught in the act! What ensues is just all out ridiculousness… Courtesy of…

  January 24, 2015

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• Dreaded Dong Chim (똥침)

  I’ve discussed it before…but that doesn’t mean it’s anything less than shocking – every – single – time! Surprise fingers jolting up your bum…no one should get used to that! Oh,  and here’s the aforementioned post, about the dreaded dong chim! I hope the craze stops soon…I’m sore.  www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

  January 22, 2015

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