Tag: funny

• Cock Please

  I’ve been asked to provide five possible short stories, which display language errors – for a Korean made English language book – I suppose the aim is to point out possible mistakes that could be made, so that English learners don’t have to make them personally! Anyway, I have to get them done by Sunday!…

  January 20, 2015

  Comedy Capers

• THE SHOCKING TRUTH.

  This will turn your world upside down, and shatter everything you thought you knew.  www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

  January 19, 2015

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• CSI: South Korea

  There’d been a murder…a horrendous bloody ordeal, and the killer was still out there. But there was only one man for the job – one person who could bring the deranged perpetrator to justice! He doesn’t play by the rules – but GODDDAMIT he gets results! Well…there were many people, but I was the only one available. Everyone…

  January 17, 2015

  Comedy Capers

• I ATE A DOG.

  I ate a dog in China, and it has haunted me ever since…I mean you really don’t forget that kinda’ thing! Arghhhhhhhhh!  Oh, and by the way – while I am here…the WordPress suspension has been lifted, they sent me this message “You may have seen our earlier notice that some social features had been disabled in your…

  January 16, 2015

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• Constellation Prize

  I found a strange moon shaped object in my cereal…I wondered what it was all about – so I tweeted Tesco, asking if it was a “constellation prize”… Oh, they got the jokes alright! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

  January 16, 2015

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• Feels Good to be a Gangsta

  FINALLY! My super top-secret, massively illegal, and deep down, dastardly plan is almost complete! It’s been a long time in the making, but it was good to see my super mysterious confidant (Allan Still – real name, Margaret Smithson) come through for me. I trust you guys, which is why I am letting you in on this little…

  January 16, 2015

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• Batman Returns

  You may not expect it, but as a kindergarten teacher – you have to be VERY aware of what you wear, on a daily basis. If you just slap on clothes, without a second thought…you are asking for trouble! Case in point, today I haphazardly threw on a Batman t-shirt, under an open shirt – without really…

  January 15, 2015

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• Reason to Smile…

  A little bit of light at the end of the tunnel…unfortunately the girl who was crying, hasn’t returned this week (so far) www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

  January 14, 2015

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• DRUNK Snorlax!

  My second YouTube video…this is my first real story, story…so I hope you enjoy it!  Hopefully it’s funny – I mean, I never really know until I get people’s reaction!  On an unrelated note, thank you for everyone’s kind words regarding last week’s unfortunate situation – I wanted to bring it back to the fun…

  January 11, 2015

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• I’M NOT A PAEDOPHILE.

  I have a confession to make that may actually surprise a few people…I’m…not…a paedophile. Phew, kinda nice to get that one off my chest! It’s been eating away at me for ages!

  January 9, 2015

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