Tag: laugh
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Suck my Balls.
My new obsession… Bubble tea! Kind of inappropriate advertising by Korea…but still! Good stuff! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn
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DISRESPECT YOUR ELDERS.
Were you brought up, and instructed to “respect your elders”? Well yeah, so was I…and although this phrase sounds a little Star Wars-ish, once you get past that, it is for the most part a sound bit of advice. After all with age, comes experience, and with experience comes wisdom (most of the time)…why would I want to make…
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A 1,000 Words.
A picture is worth a thousand words…or so the old saying goes, right? Well here is a picture – but what does it say exactly? That’s right! Top of the class! An automatic A for you! It says that this fine young gentleman is having a marvelous time on a Wednesday…that he is oddly un-phased…
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The Meaning of Life (Poem)
We walk on that yellow brick road… Hoping for something greater to show us our soul. We try, and dig deep – but in thoughts we are lost… the who, what, when…it’s true; ignorance is our cross. There is no manual, no how to guide – Just life’s rich tapestry…the roller-coaster ride. “NO! I AM THE WIZARD, THE WIZARD…
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How I’ll Die.
Just found this in my pocket… …I think I get the message… (In the future I’m a Tellitubbie master-criminal, with a penchant for wearing Scream masks – and the police are after me…and will no doubt shoot me dead? No? Other thoughts?!) www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn
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Red Light (Netherlands)
The Netherlands – Amsterdam ~ 2010 (I am missing my friends from home – so, I naturally find myself reminiscing on old times…in particular, about an old adventure we had together a few years ago…I thought you may as well come along for the trip down memory lane!) One good thing about where I’m from…(and there…
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A Hollow Halloween
Well guys I was waiting till the shame subsided…but it doesn’t look like it will any time soon…so I am going to go ahead and tell you what happened to me during Halloween of this year! I didn’t go all out – not in the slightest in fact, however last year I did, I picked up…
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Extreme Makeover
Those who have even vaguely read any of my stories, will probably pick up that I am somewhat self-conscious when it comes to my looks…well, I guess most of us are. That’s why I nominated myself for an Extreme Makeover. This is me before the makeover! I was pretty excited! And, this is me after my…
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Maddening Meatballs
Are you sitting down? Because, you certainly need to be seated for this…as what follows here, may be the most excruciatingly painful bit of news you will here for some time…a horrendous event that has certainly scarred me for life, and has depressed me to no end. So it all started off relatively normal, I was hungry…which is…
John Lee Taggart 