Tag: weird

• Plastic Surgery (강남 언니)

  One thing that makes me a wee bit uncomfortable about South Korea is the whole plastic surgery thing – they are easily ahead with the highest per capita rate of cosmetic plastic surgery in the world. But it’s not really the fact that it is so popular that freaks me out…I mean live, and let live, right? I…

  August 1, 2015

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• Five Reasons to be HAPPY!

  Alright guys, I’m done with moping around – I’m done with the feeling sorry for yourself, kind of stuff! So I came up with five reasons that there are to be happy – this should help me, but it should also help you…or anyone else, who is a moany, groany bastard lately! Enjoy! Oh…and if…

  July 31, 2015

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• Adult Movies and Angry Stares

  I think as an eternally awkward and embarrassed individual certain scenarios are made doubly worse and triply…trebly…erm – errrr…three times as dramatic as they should be. Phew, that was an ordeal in itself!  But I have somewhat come to terms with this fact and now consider myself to be a somewhat fully functioning nervous wreck, as…

  July 31, 2015

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• Stop Thief!

  I danced a lot on Saturday night…like A LOT, A LOT! It had been quite some time since I had “went out” in Korea, so I guess that I had just stored all of this boogie energy up, and was releasing it all over the sticky dancefloors of Seoul! One army-looking guy commented that he “likes the…

  July 29, 2015

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• FASCINATION with Celebrity…

  I speak on the crazed love of all things celebrity…and why this may not be the best thing… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tEJIXke7ps&feature=youtu.be What are your views on this blind fascination with celebrity? If you have a video request you can leave a comment, or send me an email – if it’s a cool/interesting idea then I will get…

  July 29, 2015

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• Wonderlust!

  What is this fabled ‘wanderlust’ that I see strewn around quite literally every form of social media these days? By the looks of it it’s something to do with handwriting fonts, pictures of maps, and photos of fields, seas, and mysterious pathways…right? …ahh wait no, here it is: ‘Wanderlust; a yearning or desire to travel and…

  July 28, 2015

  Musings

• Judging (The DON’T Judge Challenge)

  There’s something particularly unsettling about the recent #Don’tJudgeChallenge that’s doing the rounds…a trend which purports to be powered by a positive message, but misses the mark in a rather obvious and cruelly ironic way… Here is the so called ‘best of’ just in case you don’t know what I’m on about (TOP TIP: It’s really…

  July 21, 2015

  Musings

• Up or Down? (THE TOILET SEAT CONUNDRUM)

  Since the dawn of porcelain potties there has been a vicious global debate…no sorry, not a debate – in fact I’d say it’s closer to a war. An unholy battle that seems to have no end in sight…relationships have crumbled, families have been torn apart – and billions of toilet seats have been spattered with…

  July 17, 2015

  Musings

• ASS IN FACE (A Gym Story)

  I’m not much of a talker at the gym…a nod and smile usually suffices most interactions – as the large majority of people just want to be in and out as soon as possible so the entire ordeal doesn’t drag any longer than necessary… So like many others I put in my earphones and just…

  July 15, 2015

  Comedy Capers

• Can I Retire?

  At my gym* there are a whole load of elderly people…how many exactly I’m not sure – but if I was to estimate I’d say approximately three nursing home’s worth. They’re all quite nice and friendly; I nod – they nod, that sort of thing…or perhaps they say something and I reply with a middle…

  July 7, 2015

  Musings