John Lee Taggart

I ATE A DOG.

I ate a dog in China, and it has haunted me ever since…I mean you really don’t forget that kinda’ thing! Arghhhhhhhhh! Oh, and by the way – while I am here…the WordPress suspension has been lifted, they sent me this message “You may have seen our earlier notice that some social features had been disabled in your…

January 16, 2015

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Constellation Prize

I found a strange moon shaped object in my cereal…I wondered what it was all about – so I tweeted Tesco, asking if it was a “constellation prize”… Oh, they got the jokes alright! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

January 16, 2015

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Feels Good to be a Gangsta

FINALLY! My super top-secret, massively illegal, and deep down, dastardly plan is almost complete! It’s been a long time in the making, but it was good to see my super mysterious confidant (Allan Still – real name, Margaret Smithson) come through for me. I trust you guys, which is why I am letting you in on this little…

January 16, 2015

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KID’S DRAWINGS SUCK! (RANT)

I had to get this off my chest – it’s an injustice that should be made history, immediately! Why we put up with it I just don’t know! I think I made my point…ish…kinda… www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

January 15, 2015

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Batman Returns

You may not expect it, but as a kindergarten teacher – you have to be VERY aware of what you wear, on a daily basis. If you just slap on clothes, without a second thought…you are asking for trouble! Case in point, today I haphazardly threw on a Batman t-shirt, under an open shirt – without really…

January 15, 2015

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Reason to Smile…

A little bit of light at the end of the tunnel…unfortunately the girl who was crying, hasn’t returned this week (so far) www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

January 14, 2015

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DRUNK Snorlax!

My second YouTube video…this is my first real story, story…so I hope you enjoy it! Hopefully it’s funny – I mean, I never really know until I get people’s reaction! On an unrelated note, thank you for everyone’s kind words regarding last week’s unfortunate situation – I wanted to bring it back to the fun…

January 11, 2015

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I’M NOT A PAEDOPHILE.

I have a confession to make that may actually surprise a few people…I’m…not…a paedophile. Phew, kinda nice to get that one off my chest! It’s been eating away at me for ages!

January 9, 2015

Musings
2014 in Review

Here’s an excerpt: The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 180,000 times in 2014. If it were an exhibit at the Louvre Museum, it would take about 8 days for that many people to see it. Click here to see the complete report. Thank you to everyone! With…

January 8, 2015

Musings
Back to Bogies

This is the first of hopefully many new YouTube story videos – it’s a little resolution of mine to branch out, and try a new format…I hope you enjoy it, let me know either way – as it is a big learning process for me! In this video I’m talking about my new kindergarten class,…

January 6, 2015

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