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According to Gym
Okay, so this is a reply to a rather cheeky email I received yesterday(you know who you are!)… So the sender asked me how my fitness/diet regime was going…first thought was; “urghhh, fuck you!” Because come on! I am sure anyone with a single brain cell will be able to tell that a pizza/ice cream lover such…
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Suck my Balls.
My new obsession… Bubble tea! Kind of inappropriate advertising by Korea…but still! Good stuff! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn
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The Oracles
Re-watched this wonderful video recently… My 23rd year is almost over, and I must say their tarot reading was a little off, their horoscope predictions somewhat skew-whiff! Hmmm…but there’s always next year I suppose… www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn
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A 1,000 Words.
A picture is worth a thousand words…or so the old saying goes, right? Well here is a picture – but what does it say exactly? That’s right! Top of the class! An automatic A for you! It says that this fine young gentleman is having a marvelous time on a Wednesday…that he is oddly un-phased…
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How I’ll Die.
Just found this in my pocket… …I think I get the message… (In the future I’m a Tellitubbie master-criminal, with a penchant for wearing Scream masks – and the police are after me…and will no doubt shoot me dead? No? Other thoughts?!) www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn
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Extreme Makeover
Those who have even vaguely read any of my stories, will probably pick up that I am somewhat self-conscious when it comes to my looks…well, I guess most of us are. That’s why I nominated myself for an Extreme Makeover. This is me before the makeover! I was pretty excited! And, this is me after my…