-
Breaking Bad: Kindergarten
You could say we had a little…erm…”science experiment” today… Because, errr…we did! And it all exploded in my face, and now I smell horrendously bad. You see we had to mix sodium hydroxide with vinegar – and then the subsequent reaction would blow up a balloon…amazing I know! What I wasn’t warned about was that if the…
-
Birthday Blues
Well I have just returned from a few days in the coastal city of Busan, in South Korea – couldn’t have wished for a better holiday to celebrate my birthday! Unfortunately there was to be one final hiccup – and I am still scratching my head wondering how it happened (while eating some birthday toffee,…
-
Low Fat…Low Fun.
Sitting here, staring into the grey abyss of my cereal bowl. The foul putrid liquid that softens, and dulls the frosted flakes – turning them into flavorless cardboard husks before my very eyes. How did it come to this? Do I deserve this fate, which is surely worse than death? Low fat…it’s low fun. It’s flavourless,…
-
I’m 24.
It’s my birthday, and I am 24 years old. Why does that sound like an AA meeting, or something? Like a confessional? Because I’m not bummed about it by any means – in fact I think I like the sound of it a lot better! It’s a kind of in between age like 23 is, still on…
-
HORRIFYING.
You need to feel sorry for me…like right now – please! I need all of the “there, there!”, the pats on the back…the warm soup, and blanket – ALL OF THAT STUFF! Because to put it plainly I have just been shook to the very core. In fact my whole world may NEVER be the same… Let me just…
-
Treasure Your Kids! (Haemorrhoids)
I get a bit sappy on this one…also, erm…haemorrhoids. Apologies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC7Sec8L4b4&feature=youtu.be www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn www.youtube.com/storytimewithjohn101 Please buy my collection of stories! Get it in paperback here – or on Kindle here! ALL proceeds go towards Macmillan Cancer Support!
John Lee Taggart 